One Thing

Here is a parody I wrote to the song 'One Thing' by One Direction.


One Thing

I've been savin' up
Now I've got a couple bucks
Won't spend it in one place
Waiting for garage sale day

Mom's gonna look for a lamp
I want some sweet knick-knacks
Spending all of my money
On things that I don't need

Someone's got to have it
That thing made just for me
I will search until I find it
'cause I need that One Thing

(Chorus)
So tell me, tell me, how much do you want
You set your price but it's too much
I don't, I don't, don't have that much cash
But I need that One Thing

And you've got that One Thing

Now I'm on my hands and knees
Can't you lower it at all
Finally you say fine
And just like that it's all mine

I knew someone had to have it
That thing made just for me
I searched until I found it
And you have that One Thing

(Chorus)
So tell me, tell me, how much do you want
You set your price but it's too much
I don't, I don't, don't have that much cash
But I need that One Thing

(Revised Chorus)
You told me, told me, you told me your price
I bought it, bought it, and now it's mine
I spent, I spent, spent all my money
But I needed that One Thing

Now I've got that One Thing

I've got that One Thing

You told me, told me, told me your price
I bought it, bought it, and now it's mine

(Revised Chorus)
You told me, told me, you told me your price
I bought it, bought it, and now it's mine
I spent, I spent, spent all my money
But I needed that One Thing

(Revised Chorus (again))
You told me, told me, you told me your price
I bought it, bought it, and now it's mine
I spent, I spent, spent all my money
But I needed that One Thing

Now I've got that One Thing!


-Bored Blogger

28 Ways to answer the question: What happened at school today?

1. (bus driver) taught the bus how to fly

1. (Best Friend's Celebrity Crush) asked (Best Friend) out by buying her ice cream
2. You got an acceptance letter from Hogwarts
3. the principal blew up his office
4. mini-chipmunks ate the librarian
5. (boring teacher) bored herself to sleep
6. (science teacher) showed us live jellyfish and got stung
7. gravity reversed and the toilets spewed sewage on everyone
8. President Obama paid a surprise visit and all were inspected by the secret service
9. went to the stadium for an assembly and everyone fell under the bleachers when it snowed
10. changed our mascot from pirate to princess
11. Minecraft crashed and all the gamers went home crying
12. we got punished by taking us to (popular water park) and making us look through the windows (without swimming)
13. all the gunk on the multipurpose ceiling fell down and everyone ate it for lunch
14. a black hole opened up and the school fell into it
15. the band marched through the hallways playing “don’t stop believing” 
16. entire school did the Harlem Shake (including teachers) and the video has 1000000 youtube views
17. (unique kid) proposed to you with a diamond ring, puppy, chocolate, penthouse, 1D tickets, iphone, ipad, ice cream, pet dolphin, $1000000, sauna, pool (and you said no)
18. a meteor hit the boys bathroom
19. (annoying popular guy at school) and (annoying popular girl) started dating
20. the nurse had a seizure and  no one knew what to do
21. they checked us for lice and 99% of us had it
22. school was infested by rabid squirrels and raccoons  so they quarantined us
23. (Choir teacher) made us rap instead of sing
24. (guy-friend) fell asleep in SS and sleepwalked around the school and nobody woke him up cause it was so funny
25. Superman flew in!
26. (oldest teacher) had a heart attack
27. Canceled school cause they ran out of chips 

-Bored Blogger

Any Other Way

Look at the chorus of the song "Any Other Way" by Tenth Avenue North:

'Cause it's not enough
it's not enough
just to say that we're okay
i need your hurt i need your pain
it's not love any other way

Now watch this video:

 

"Sometimes, in order to heal us, God has to hurt us." Whoa. Scaring me out of my shoes! Does it make you want to totally forget 'the whole Christianity thing'? I definitely makes me a little less willing. But the thing to notice is how TRUE that statement is.

For example, meet a normal person named Martha*. So let's say that the thing really separating Martha from God is money. Martha loves money, she worships money.

The problem comes in when she tries to find fulfillment in money. Martha is therefore, hurting. Though she may not know it. In order for Martha to be healed, God is going to have to take away Martha's unhealthy love for money. In this way, God is having to hurt Martha in order to heal her.

Now put yourself in Martha's shoes.

Where her obsession is money, then what is yours? What is it that thing that is standing in your way of a better relationship with God?






Lyric Video of the song "Any Other Way" - Tenth Avenue North

Till Later,
- Bored Blogger

*Martha is totally made up so I'm sorry if that is your name and you get in any way offended! I don't mean to offend!!

If you suddenly became rich, how would you spend your time?

Personally, I would spend it counting my money. Haha, or not! If I suddenly became rich, I would sponsor multiple Compassion Kids.

Compassion International is a really neat organization where you can send $38 to Compassion and then that hand-picked child has meals, clothes, and anything else he/she might need for an entire month. For only 38 dollars. 

Through Compassion International, you can also send money to buy things like chickens for a family or a net to block malaria-carrying mosquitoes. YOu can protect women from being abused. YOU can do all of this.

Compassion International Website

YOU can make a change. 

So, if I suddenly became rich, I would spend my time and money caring for these children, writing to these kids. Showing the Love of Jesus to these kids. What would you do?

- Bored Blogger