One Thing

Here is a parody I wrote to the song 'One Thing' by One Direction.


One Thing

I've been savin' up
Now I've got a couple bucks
Won't spend it in one place
Waiting for garage sale day

Mom's gonna look for a lamp
I want some sweet knick-knacks
Spending all of my money
On things that I don't need

Someone's got to have it
That thing made just for me
I will search until I find it
'cause I need that One Thing

(Chorus)
So tell me, tell me, how much do you want
You set your price but it's too much
I don't, I don't, don't have that much cash
But I need that One Thing

And you've got that One Thing

Now I'm on my hands and knees
Can't you lower it at all
Finally you say fine
And just like that it's all mine

I knew someone had to have it
That thing made just for me
I searched until I found it
And you have that One Thing

(Chorus)
So tell me, tell me, how much do you want
You set your price but it's too much
I don't, I don't, don't have that much cash
But I need that One Thing

(Revised Chorus)
You told me, told me, you told me your price
I bought it, bought it, and now it's mine
I spent, I spent, spent all my money
But I needed that One Thing

Now I've got that One Thing

I've got that One Thing

You told me, told me, told me your price
I bought it, bought it, and now it's mine

(Revised Chorus)
You told me, told me, you told me your price
I bought it, bought it, and now it's mine
I spent, I spent, spent all my money
But I needed that One Thing

(Revised Chorus (again))
You told me, told me, you told me your price
I bought it, bought it, and now it's mine
I spent, I spent, spent all my money
But I needed that One Thing

Now I've got that One Thing!


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